AI said WHAT!?!?!?

Ever watch Amber Ruffin on Seth Meyer's show? She'd LOVE these!

AI mistakes that our brilliant transcriptionist caught!

AI: Well, I'm not the only one of Hills resident.
What he REALLY said: Well, I'm not the only one that heals fast then. 

AI: The chairman didn't put up much of a fight.
What he REALLY said: The Germans didn't put up much of a fight.

AI: We got other companies taking you guys please.
What he REALLY said: We got other companies taking you guys' place.

AI: So they sent me back to sing with.
What he REALLY said: So they sent me back to St. Vith.

AI: I think the gentleman going to give up.
What he REALLY said: I think the Germans are going to give up.

AI: We didn't know it was a personal compound.
What he REALLY said: We didn't know it was a prisoner compound.

AI: I said hi, Swastika.
What he REALLY said: I said, Heiss wasser.

AI: Oh, please call Miramar.
What he REALLY said: Oh, that place is called Miramar.

AI: Okay, Holocaust Louis, Missouri.
What he REALLY said: Okay, I'll go to St. Louis, Missouri.

AI: Still more like Guangzhou.
=What he REALLY said:

Still more like ground troops.